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Weird Things Only Books Could Say

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What if books could talk? In this video, I'll open the door to a parallel universe of pages where sentences sound stranger than dreams, and the logic of the authors makes you laugh and wonder at the same time. From absurd metaphors to phrases that change the course of thought, we have collected the strangest, most bizarre expressions that could only appear in books... or in the head of a writer who hasn't slept in three days. Make some tea, sit back, and get ready to ask yourself: “Did someone write this seriously?”

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