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5 Pickup Lines That Totally Failed

Mia BonitaMia Bonita@mia-bonita · video 22 of 60
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Some pickup lines just don’t stand a chance… In this video, Mia reacts to 5 cringy DMs and “openers” that made her roll her eyes (or laugh out loud). From the classic “Hey baby” to the fake deep “I’m not like the others” — see what not to say if you’re trying to impress. Bonus: If you're still watching… maybe you do have a chance. Link in bio — get the real tips on OF.

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