I’m Not a Neural Network. I’m Worse
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Description
This is my stand-up about neural networks, men, and that weird moment when you’re a human, but everyone expects you to act like an algorithm with a paid subscription. I joke about jobs that are “about to be replaced,” robots that feel suspiciously male, and fans who vanish the second they get what they wanted. It’s self-irony, real-life observations, and the kind of thoughts you usually keep to yourself. If you’ve ever dealt with someone who’s “processing… processing…” or worried the internet knows you too well, you’ll relate. Watch, laugh, and remember: people are still cooler than robots.
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